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Song of the Sandwich
Cardboard Warmachine | 1 comment
Song of the Sandwich / A modest chronicle of 'The Bloody Brunch' / "All the vitamin-C in the world won't save you now," gloated Citragi. He swaggered towards Sandwich, pounding a chubby fist into his mottled palm. / "I'm gonna beat you into a pulp!" / Sandwich stood stock still, holding a hand to his side. Between his fingers he could feel the cold pressure of mayo ebbing out of his body. He had lost a lot, and was starting to feel lightheaded. Despite the avulsion that marred his side, ...
Apartment 4C
Buttermilk Baby | Comedy, Ridiculous! | 4 comments
It wasn't because his mustache was two inches thick, and it wasn't because he spent his whole day off watching Lifetime movies. He was feeling ill because he downed an entire box of Lamisil. "Digger" the dermatophyte had been taking his ass to the bank all week, and between a re-make of "Rosemary's Baby" and "As Illinois Sleeps" he went to the medicine cabinet. / It was a small cabinet. Rusted metal with a cracked mirror-plated front. He had gotten used to ...