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a modest proposal

By knifeboy at 2009-05-25 | Serious, Horror | Printable version

with the upcoming summer heat, and the overwhelming overdevelopement of the freehold/howell area, I propose this: boycott the mercy flush. as a courtesy, it's a futile endeavor. the damage is done. your feeble attempt to wash the stank air down the toilet with it's proud steaming counterpart is simply a waste of water. trust me, I have first hand knowledge of water consumption vs. water availability. now, I'm not suggesting we abandon common sense here... if something is half your small intestine in length, let's use our heads and flush as we push here, people. but just because you're at a party and you don't want your boyfriends' buddies to know how ferociouse of a ring you leave around the water line, grow up. everybody poops, yours just happens to stink like hink's turkey farm in the summer. every time you pass the manasquan reservior, I want you to think about all the wasted flushings that happen every minute. be part of the solution, not the problem.

oh...and excessive whipers, don't think you're in the clear here.