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Leafy

By Shitwincer at 2009-10-25 | Ridiculous!, Action, Drama, Mystery | Printable version

My urine is green with environmental extasy.  Sometimes I hang out with deer in the forest.  We talk about the rising and falling of gas prices.  I feed him sugar cubes and punch him in his bambi looking kisser.  He rebuttals with two hooves to my kidneys.  I don't pee right for a couple days.  Its an inside joke. We lie in the grass and watch the starlight.  I draw moustaches on his face when he's asleep.  For some reason writing balls on someones forehead never goes out of style.  The leaves change from yellow to green, and from brown to orange.  My heart grows ripe for the spriggan trees, and they grow bare like clothing falls off strippers in the red light district.  My ears are impregnated with slutty songs of natures best, sticky mating calls chiming as the staple pin of 80's saxophone solos. I leave quite swollen with love juice.  Animal glances are like virgins slipping spaghetti straps off untouched shoulders.  I want to be inside them.  Let's go get snow cones.  I like the yellow flavor of winter.  Al gore eat your heart out.