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Home of the Dead 4 (Kings of Energy)

By 1922-1993 at 2009-06-08 | Serious, Romance | Printable version

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Foursday, eleven-eleven, B.C. December - it was the day the power company decided to neglect the R.S.V.P. cut-off date for my birthday party (my husband's birthday party).  The request was explicit, precise, defunct and so forth.  Solution:  me, I, a.k.a. the Narrator, jumped in my baby carriage (the one with the bass drum attached to the side of it, the one with the snare drum mounted to the dashboard) and shredded rip curls all over God's creation - headed toward the fucking station.  As always, I removed my belt, which was (for obvious purposes of continuity) an AC power cord - 120 volts, holding my trousers with some nominal amperage (acting as the grounding lug for a potential 4inch rad-surge).  After ironing out a few timing issues (with my hand and my thang), we (my wiener and me), greeted the receptionist with a conscious-clearing load, blown across her face like a water balloon filled with milk and cereal smacking a black person in the dome and teeth.

 

"Keep the mind erasers coming, young steezy, you Stetson ass mother-fucker."  She ordered.

 

Terrified (of black people), I complied, endlessly (seemingly), until the energy flowed back to the outlets, back to the sex tools and, obviously/as a result, back to 1922-1993's butthole.    

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