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Some poems to break the silence
By Mullanaphy! at 2008-02-25 | Ridiculous!, Action, Comedy | Printable version
The Hat:
I saw the dragon,
wearing the yellow hat,
I'd hate to be bragging,
but I ate the cat.
Showering\Touching:
My body is naked,
all muscled and bronzed,
the water is rusted,
and so are my palms.
Body awake:
My eyes are throbbing,
my heart is beating,
my head is pounding,
and my groin is bleeding.
Love Sonata #2:
Your scleras are tight,
perfectly white,
Your pupils are blue,
So I'm gonna bang you.
Love Sonata #17:
I don't have an imagination,
so I'll borrow someone else's diction,
from the words of Aristotle,
"Baby let me push your throttle."
Posted by Anonymous Jerk #110 at 2008-02-26
Aristotle always knew best.
Posted by Anonymous Jerk #111 at 2008-02-26
"Delightful!" I chortled,
while oiling my jowls,
"These poems made me,
empty your bowls."
Posted by Anonymous Jerk #112 at 2008-02-27
i am totally gonna used sonata #2 as a pcikup line
Posted by Mullanaphy! at 2008-02-27
As well you should Anonymous Jerk #126, as well you should.
Posted by Lash Leroux at 2008-03-03
Some of these poems bring back absolutely awful memories from my past. Consider me a suicide threat. PS. I'm listening to Europe right now...
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