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Home of the Dead 4 (Shorty with no Patrick)
By 1922-1993 at 2008-01-20 | Serious, Sci-Fi | Printable version
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Last month in the forest, I spotted a dead body. She was cold, but her tits were frostbitten and half-eaten. "So," I says, "what's a girl like you doing with a face like that?" She looked at me blankly. I looked deep into her eye sockets, wondering who stole her eyes. The urge to purge came over me like a 60 foot redwood crashing through a camp cabin full of 1st graders. "Timber!" I yelled as I drained 4 kettles of piss into her ocular abyss. Next time she'll remember to leave a trail of breadcrumbs.
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