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Home of the Dead 4 (Preamble)

By 1922-1993 at 2007-12-27 | Serious, Drama | Printable version

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    The year is six hundred.  The year is nineteen slash four.  The year is also two thousand three (the worst year ever).  The boardwalk is rotting and loaded with hunks.  My boyfriend is a seagull.  I'd been pretending to drink beers (ocean water) for two hours and was wrecked, like a pheonix wearing red sun glasses, who was wrecked.  I stumbled (more like materialized) into the arcade and immediately felt the energy  from a girl's crotch.
   
    "Oh,"  I spake, "I can feel the energy from your crotch."
   
    Her boyfriend was loud, and he punched my yummy with force.  Just then, a hundred dudes had sex with me.  The arresting officers peed on my viper, while six babies farted in my pizza.  I was back as hell...and that summer, me and Patrick would own the town red.            

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