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the Fire Toadstool

By 1922-1993 at 2007-12-02 | Ridiculous!, Sci-Fi | Printable version

I was working for the weekend the other night when a policeman approached me. "I'm gonna need a table," he said. The thought of moving a muscle for an officer of the law made me want to die. "I want to die," I told him. He looked at me like I'd just told him I wanted to die. There's a moral to this story. I saw him leave the building later that night drunk past the test. Suddenly I made a wish that that officer would die in a car accident on the way home. Suddenly I said a prayer so that no one else would get hurt except the cop(who would be dead). To make a long story good, the policeman died in a car accident. At his funeral, they made a big deal about his life, that it made a difference. His wife had breast implants and hot lips and she said that he was a man of the law. When the service was good(not good) and over they drove their squad cars in a line with their sirens blaring and flashing into the crisp winter air. Suddenly I made another wish; that all those police officers would die in car crashes. A small bug landed on my shoulder. "Not all policemen are baaaaad(he was a miniature sheep)," said the miniature sheep. I looked him over. I could have made some nice q-tips out of his mane. I agreed with him, but I hated him.

Posted by Buttermilk Baby at 2007-12-02

We've all been there, we've all, been, there...

Posted by Mullanaphy! at 2007-12-02

Thats going to cause one hell of a traffic jam.

Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-12-02

After reading this, I can honestly say today is the greatest day of my life...

Posted by Schmuckerton at 2007-12-07

We all have dreams.

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