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the sexual escapades of the sick grisely bear

By knifeboy at 2008-10-25 | Ridiculous!, Comedy, Horror, Romance | Printable version

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so there I was, right, hanging out with and older couple (they're older than me, mid 30's), when this lady's husband says to me, "I'm going to bed, you can hang out here for the night if you want, don't worry about a thing". so my mind starts a mile a minute, thinking "man, these two must be swingers! sweet!". his wife was SMOKIN' hot, a dark skinned, firm bodied woman from the trinidad. I'll call her "pita", which stands for "pain in the ass", you'll find out why later. so pita and I sat down to watch a movie late that night, her husband and two kids (11 and 12) in thier rooms. probably in bed, but for sure in thier rooms. her and I sat on the couch watching clerks 2, and as looked around the room, I noticed a digital video camera hooked up. SWEET! THIS GUY'S GONNA SCORE!!! so long story short, I went home without getting any. that was just as well, because the circumstances regarding our social interaction were'nt very proper to intamicy, because everyone knows how awkwad things can get after penises and vaginas are introduced.so I went home and went to bed. well, at this point in life, I was living like a slob on wonderful unemployment. I was awakened at 9 am by the pita, my phone was blowin' up. now, this was'nt the first harassing phone call I'd received from her, she was very pushy over the phone, and it was hard for me to push back out of respect for her husband. so against my better judgement, I answered. her voice was shakey and genuinely nervouse, so I woke right up. she needed to tell me something...

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