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Squirrel haiku

By Cardboard Warmachine at 2007-10-19 | Printable version

-I live in a tree
 Squirrels usually aren't gay
 nuts are in my mouth


-A car comes at me
 I should run in front of it
 wish I had some nuts


-Raccoons are brazen
 their masks bely their nature
 raccoons are huge dicks


-Winter comes on fast
 diligent are rewarded
 rabies froths my jowls


-Children are armed well
 paintballs graze me violently
 I poop in their hair


-Mighty Owl takes flight
 Damn owl ruins my scurrying
 my skull is eaten