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Video Poker

By One Armed Ninja at 2007-10-17 | Action | Printable version
I was down, down getting my kicks.... at the ritz, when a young man dropped a plate of tacos on the floor. I stood up and stabbed him in the Coat Rack with my salad fork. Salads are for fags anyway. I sliced that mother all the way to his gross mug. Then I punched his sister. Before I knew it, I was on a rampage, and it was awesome. I flipped the kids table over and made them eat their stupid crayons. They give out Blue... Yellow... Green... thats it. Thats all you get. How? How I ask, can you make a picture of murder and "Now and Laters"? Let me show you. I snatched up an old bag of bones (my mother), and broke her nasty face with a bottle of mayo. Blood and fat was every where. I stepped in to the street, by that time the cops heard about the "problem" at the Ritz. Now there was a new one. I'd set fire to my self and was trying to play pin the butter knife on the fuzz. It wasn't long before I felt the heat of a bullet passing through my left ear lobe. "What a bad shot that... Beh!" A second through twenty third shot was fired, and so was I.... last week for taking a steamer in the company coffee pot. That's stickin' it to the man.

Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-10-23

As beautiful as ever...

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