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No Bones about it.

By One Armed Ninja at 2007-10-17 | Ridiculous! | Printable version
Late the other night there was a knock at my window. When I looked outside my dog was dead. I grabbed a knife out of the kitchen and went outside. I noticed something sticking out of my dog's mud flap. I pulled it out slowly, but pretty fast. It was a note that read, "meet me in shoprite next to the frozen foods at 4pm tomorrow." I couldn't sleep all night. I was masterbaiting. The next day I went to shoprite full of cum and sweat. A woman with no breast a beard and a dick was there. She said. "If I give you your dog back will you have sex with me?" My dog was dead and I knew it. "yes" I said. In the morning she killed me.

Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-11-08

I wish this happened to me...

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