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Best Part of Waking Up

By One Armed Ninja at 2007-10-17 | Ridiculous! | Printable version
If I had 75 cents for everytime I woke up with another mans arms around me while his body lay in the other room, well I'd be expecting my first check for 75 cents in the mail within the next few days. What the hell happened here?! It's not like me to set up a crime scene in my own home. There is a thumpa dump bump at the door and I'm not sticking around for any compa rump hump, if you know what I mean. I throw a few cans of air freshener in the microwave and press the picture of popcorn. Exiting out the window without shoes on I here my door bust open. I slide down the fire escape ladder Chan style. Ka-Uncle Sam! My apartment burst into flames. "You smell that kid?" I says to a local homeboy. "That's the smell of 15 years of Victoria's Secret Catalogs burning like Freddy's pubic hair." Thinking fast I road that bitch to the ER.

Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-10-30

This is amazing...

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