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Re: cure for herpes simplex virus.

By 1922-1993 at 2007-10-12 | Sci-Fi | Printable version
I haven't had a cold sore since I decided to scorch my own taco last february.  Dear Diary, life sucks in a big way.  Last night, eight men swarmed me throat for 10 minutes each.  I then swallowed all eight loads in succession (ascending from chode to basking shark).  This is poetry.

Posted by Anonymous Jerk #11 at 2007-10-12

This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read... Bar none.

Posted by One Armed Ninja at 2007-10-21

I read this as I was eating breakfast. Everything tastes so good today.

Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-11-08

Why would you go in size order. That's sick, man. That's f-ing sick...

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