I haven't had a cold sore since I decided to scorch my own taco last february. Dear Diary, life sucks in a big way. Last night, eight men swarmed me throat for 10 minutes each. I then swallowed all eight loads in succession (ascending from chode to basking shark). This is poetry.
Posted by Anonymous Jerk #11 at 2007-10-12
This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read... Bar none.
Posted by Anonymous Jerk #11 at 2007-10-12
This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read... Bar none.
Posted by One Armed Ninja at 2007-10-21
I read this as I was eating breakfast. Everything tastes so good today.
Posted by Lash Leroux at 2007-11-08
Why would you go in size order. That's sick, man. That's f-ing sick...
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