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swing time just never closes.
knifeboy | Ridiculous!, Drama, Romance | 1 comment
the most current e mail from the ever-persistant married stalker. after clinging to me like a lost puppy at the last few boy scout meetings of the year, I recieved this. / Hi knifeboy, How are you doing, how's work, fishing, and your life as a / whole? I often times think of you and wonder what you're doing. I do / hope things are going very well for you and your future is looking / bright and exciting. I've been feeling a bit rough with the radiation / treatment which I've ...
a modest proposal
knifeboy | Serious, Horror | 1 comment
with the upcoming summer heat, and the overwhelming overdevelopement of the freehold/howell area, I propose this: boycott the mercy flush. as a courtesy, it's a futile endeavor. the damage is done. your feeble attempt to wash the stank air down the toilet with it's proud steaming counterpart is simply a waste of water. trust me, I have first hand knowledge of water consumption vs. water availability. now, I'm not suggesting we abandon common sense here... if something is half your ...
Mrs. Robinson
knifeboy | Ridiculous!, Comedy, Romance | 3 comments
for those who don't know, I'm a big fan of the Cougar. the older woman with a taste for the youngin's . now, wen it comes to girls my age, I'm kinda picky as to what I like concerning bodies. as for the older women, well, the older, the sexier. I'll let a little bit slide. so one night, as usual, the fish were'nt biting, and I was passing time while the tide was SCREAMING out to sea. now the classic question, in the form of a mass text message- "What are you ...
the sexual escapades of the sick grisely bear III
knifeboy | Ridiculous!, Comedy, Horror, Romance | 0 comments
so after I laughed at the joke she had laid out in front of me, I asked her what we were eatin g for dinner. she mumbled some shit about pasta, and it realy did'nt convince me, because I was STARVING, after a day of landscaping in the sun. I noticed there were no plates set, no pot of boiling water on the stove, and just as I went to say something, she had thrown herself on to my lap and pushed my face in to her breast. man! of al the shitty things a married woman can do to a guy, this was up there ...
grisely bear continued...
knifeboy | Ridiculous!, Comedy, Drama, Romance | 2 comments
so after the initial shock of having her tell me how much she wanted me subsided, we started to talk in more of a realistic frame of mind. since I had nothing but respect for her husband, the first thought of mine was "thanks, but no thanks". he was too god a guy to do that to, a rare thing these days. she agreed, and this was something she HAD to tell me. then, a few days later, things became different. now, I've told women I cared for that I had feelings for them, and left it at that. just a ...
the sexual escapades of the sick grisely bear
knifeboy | Ridiculous!, Comedy, Horror, Romance | 1 comment
so there I was, right, hanging out with and older couple (they're older than me, mid 30's), when this lady's husband says to me, "I'm going to bed, you can hang out here for the night if you want, don't worry about a thing". so my mind starts a mile a minute, thinking "man, these two must be swingers! sweet!". his wife was SMOKIN' hot, a dark skinned, firm bodied woman from the trinidad. I'll call her "pita", which stands for "pain in the ass", ...
the art of decpetion
Capt. Screaming Eagle | Ridiculous!, Suspense | 0 comments
I have determined that without windows vista, my life would be a hell of a lot better. Not only would i have back the endless number of hours I've spent fucking around with this stupid bullshit but my mental state towards technology would be better. Instead, I truly believe that Microsoft will be the pied piper leading the world and all of us right to a nuclear vista fueled holocaust where hellfire would be more comforting than the way my laptop boots up. I have an idea lets make a product and ...
Ben and the Apocalypse
Capt. Screaming Eagle | Ridiculous!, Sci-Fi | 2 comments
We are all lost in this maze. There's nothing you or anyone can do to save / us. We are lost and forgotten. I don't / recall how it happened. Was it the scum / of the earth and sky infiltrating the only thing we care about? Smiling as they / tell you that your career and life are over. / They began by scouring the vast infrastructure of the planet. The old world, modern world, spirit / world...it's all combined some how, and instead of using this for the good of / mankind, ...