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<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><item><title>swing time just never closes. - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ the most current e mail from the ever-persistant married stalker. after clinging to me like a lost puppy at the last few boy scout meetings of the year, I recieved this.  / Hi knifeboy, How are you doing, how&#39;s work, fishing, and your life as a / whole? I often times think of you and wonder what you&#39;re doing. I do / hope things are going very well for you and your future is looking / bright and exciting. I&#39;ve been feeling a bit rough with the radiation / treatment which I&#39;ve ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/9?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/9?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>a modest proposal - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ with the upcoming summer heat, and the overwhelming overdevelopement of the freehold/howell area, I propose this: boycott the mercy flush. as a courtesy, it&#39;s a futile endeavor. the damage is done. your feeble attempt to wash the stank air down the toilet with it&#39;s proud steaming counterpart is simply a waste of water. trust me, I have first hand knowledge of water consumption vs. water availability. now, I&#39;m not suggesting we abandon common sense here... if something is half your ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/8?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/8?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Mrs. Robinson - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ for those who don&#39;t know, I&#39;m a big fan of the Cougar. the older woman with a taste for the youngin&#39;s . now, wen it comes to girls my age, I&#39;m kinda picky as to what I like concerning bodies. as for the older women, well, the older, the sexier. I&#39;ll let a little bit slide. so one night, as usual, the fish were&#39;nt biting, and I was passing time while the tide was SCREAMING out to sea. now the classic question, in the form of a mass text message- "What are you ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/7?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/7?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the sexual escapades of the sick grisely bear III - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ so after I laughed at the joke she had laid out in front of me, I asked her what we were eatin g for dinner. she mumbled some shit about pasta, and it realy did&#39;nt convince me, because I was STARVING, after a day of landscaping in the sun. I noticed there were no plates set, no pot of boiling water on the stove, and just as I went to say something, she had thrown herself on to my lap and pushed my face in to her breast. man! of al the shitty things a married woman can do to a guy, this was up there ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/6?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/6?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>grisely bear continued... - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ so after the initial shock of having her tell me how much she wanted me subsided, we started to talk in more of a realistic frame of mind. since I had nothing but respect for her husband, the first thought of mine was "thanks, but no thanks". he was too god a guy to do that to, a rare thing these days. she agreed, and this was something she HAD to tell me. then, a few days later, things became different. now, I&#39;ve told women I cared for that I had feelings for them, and left it at that. just a ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/5?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/5?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>the sexual escapades of the sick grisely bear - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ so there I was, right, hanging out with and older couple (they&#39;re older than me, mid 30&#39;s), when this lady&#39;s husband says to me, "I&#39;m going to bed, you can hang out here for the night if you want, don&#39;t worry about a thing". so my mind starts a mile a minute, thinking "man, these two must be swingers! sweet!". his wife was SMOKIN&#39; hot, a dark skinned, firm bodied woman from the trinidad. I&#39;ll call her "pita", which stands for "pain in the ass", ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/4?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/4?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>the art of decpetion - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ I have determined that without windows vista, my life would be a hell of a lot better.  Not only would i have back the endless number of hours I&#39;ve spent fucking around with this stupid bullshit but my mental state towards technology would be better. Instead, I truly believe that Microsoft will be the pied piper leading the world and all of us right to a nuclear vista fueled holocaust where hellfire would be more comforting than the way my laptop boots up.  I have an idea lets make a product and ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/3?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/3?member_writings=1</guid>
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ben and the Apocalypse - Final Sandwich</title><description><![CDATA[ We are all lost in this maze.  There&#39;s nothing you or anyone can do to save / us. We are lost and forgotten.  I don&#39;t / recall how it happened.  Was it the scum / of the earth and sky infiltrating the only thing we care about? Smiling as they / tell you that your career and life are over.  / They began by scouring the vast infrastructure of the planet.  The old world, modern world, spirit / world...it&#39;s all combined some how, and instead of using this for the good of / mankind, ... ]]></description><link>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/2?member_writings=1</link><guid>http://finalsandwich.com/writings/2?member_writings=1</guid>
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